1. Straight White Boy Problem #501

    straightwhiteboyproblems:

    *talking to girl by the pool at a party. Im enjoying the last days of summer. my feet are in the water. I splishy splash and get her wet. these red shorts go really well with this black polo im SO glad i dont have sweat marks* i dont want summer to end!!! *bro runs at me and pushes me into pool AND my phone is in my pocket* why do you have to do that bro….*starts getting emotional* i thought…we were friends

     
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  6. "oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"

    scenicroutes:

    a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

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    okay, well what about the national democratic party?

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    what about interning at the united nations?

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    wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not

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  7. therealhamster:

    i can’t stop laughing at this article headline

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  8. gaydicks420:

    the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context 

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