1. (Source: globplumberremade, via zoology)

     
  2. spermbanker:

    Ok professor virgin

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  4. lullabysounds:

    i think fall is a good time to love somebody

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  5. maitrebate:

    ive been on this website for 4 years, lord knows ive seen some shit but this is without question the WILDEST thing i have ever laid eyes upon

    (Source: yungdrakey, via caseyanthonyofficial)

     
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  7. i-fucking-love-that-shit:

    erosum:

     

    image

    get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

    OH MY GOD

    (via fagish)

     
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  9. wobbufetts:

    aidn:

    how the hell do i talk to people

    Stand in front of them and press A

    (via unclefather)

     

    1. Cashier: That'll be $4.03
    2. Me: I only have $4...
    3. Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
    4. Me: ...........
    5. Cashier: ........
    6. Me: what are we?