1. Straight White Boy Problem #501


    *talking to girl by the pool at a party. Im enjoying the last days of summer. my feet are in the water. I splishy splash and get her wet. these red shorts go really well with this black polo im SO glad i dont have sweat marks* i dont want summer to end!!! *bro runs at me and pushes me into pool AND my phone is in my pocket* why do you have to do that bro….*starts getting emotional* i thought…we were friends

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  6. "oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"


    a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?


    okay, well what about the national democratic party?


    what about interning at the united nations?


    wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not

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  7. therealhamster:

    i can’t stop laughing at this article headline

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  8. gaydicks420:

    the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context 

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