1. (Source: globplumberremade, via zoology)

  2. spermbanker:

    Ok professor virgin

    (via vvebkinz)

  3. (Source: unclefather, via thatzak)


  4. lullabysounds:

    i think fall is a good time to love somebody

    (via zwetshopboys)

  5. maitrebate:

    ive been on this website for 4 years, lord knows ive seen some shit but this is without question the WILDEST thing i have ever laid eyes upon

    (Source: yungdrakey, via caseyanthonyofficial)

  6. (Source: amajor7, via thecrimefighter)

  7. i-fucking-love-that-shit:




    get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing


    (via fagish)

  8. (via uglypoppy)


  9. wobbufetts:


    how the hell do i talk to people

    Stand in front of them and press A

    (via unclefather)


    1. Cashier: That'll be $4.03
    2. Me: I only have $4...
    3. Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
    4. Me: ...........
    5. Cashier: ........
    6. Me: what are we?